Pricilla e Joca

This is Pricilla, she's around 8 years old, has three legs, is on the heavy-set side, snores like a Bashee and farts very quietly.

Luckily for me, my girlfriend's nose is more acute than my own and as such, I get forewarning as to the odourous event.

This is Joca (he's the blonde one), he's a younger chap, playful and frustrating in equal measure. He jumps around, nibbles and barks,  poops where he shouldn't and generally annoys the hell out of ya.

We love 'em both very much.