Beer

This evening Clarissa and I enjoyed a beer.

To enjoy said beer, we required a bottle opener.
Not being an ordinary couple, we used the opener that was on hand.

There are few occasions I have had cause to open a large bottle of Quilmes Argentinian beer, but on this occasion, I did it with a penis.

This particular penis was fashioned from wood (insert joke here) and made use of two screws (insert further joke) to lever the cap from the neck.

I now fully expect and look forward to this two person cry ringing out in our home on a regular basis...

'Want a beer?'
'Sure, I'll grab ya cock!'

Good Nights friends.